I don’t know how many times I’ve driven down the A10 between the A120 and the A414. I was doing it even before the current A10 existed, back when Ware Rebels and Leopards were separate clubs.
Many (most) of those trips have been for training, and while we never miss training, it wouldn’t be the end of the world if we did. And when you do as many miles as I do for basketball, it’s inevitable there will be the occasional technological breakdown. But it was sod’s law that on Wednesday evening as we hurried over to Oaklands for the big game versus American side PBS that I had a blowout at 75mph.
It’s not a great experience, but I’m an expert at this now, though I was going a damned sight slower last time. It happened because of a pothole, I’ll never be able to prove that, but there’s stretches of road around here that are more pothole than smooth surface. Fortunately it was the driver side back tyre, I imagine a 75mph blowout is a lot more scary when you lose steering as well. I guessed before it became really apparent, and my first thought wasn’t how to get off the A10 safely, it was “how the fuck are we going to get to Oaklands?”. I had the kit, the point guard, one of the table officials and the small matter of a daughter already there because she’d had her sixth form induction day. What that says about me is fairly clear.
I don’t know how long we drove down the A10 with a rapidly shredding back tyre. Luckily I had plenty of people hooting me, just to let me know I had a rapidly shredding back tyre. Because it would be easy to miss. I reckon it was about six miles, at around 40mph, it put the trip home in first gear to get another car in the shade. While I could have pulled over, it would have ended our chances of getting to the game, and frankly sitting on the side of dual carriageway with no real hard shoulder isn’t my idea of fun. I owe the guy who sat behind me at a decent distance with his hazard lights on a drink.
With Tracy on the phone to cab companies, we limped into Wodson Park – everything begins and ends at Wodson Park – to find utter carnage. Netball, fucking netball. It’s haunting me. Hundreds of mummies picking up their daughters from a shit version of the sport I was trying desperately to get to. I really should have taken a picture of the wheel. It was only a wheel by the time we arrived.
With cab companies dead to us, we found a Uber conveniently near and after causing our own carnage by getting him to turn around in the entrance rather than getting in that queue, we left Wodson at 4.27pm. That bit’s genuinely true, the Basketball Gods had rescued us. We arrived at 5.05pm, just five minutes late. This is why I tell players to leave early. Laszlo had a point.
We got lifts from Tall Graham and one of the U-12 player’s dad, Green Flag finally showed up and the car now has the spare on. In the middle we played some basketball. But that’s for another day. I need more tea.